This is the best looking part of the game!

First off, let me just say “WHAT THE FUCK”! Seriously, this is the exact same fucking game that came out 3 years ago. Way to go Ruffian Games and Microsoft. You made the worst sequel to ever come out in the history of gaming. The game itself isn’t terrible, but its a repackaged game with a few new twists. Get ready to get pissed the fuck off.

Let me start with the graphics. SHIT SHIT SHIT SHIT SHIT! I honestly feel like I could have shit out a better looking game. When was the last time the first game in a series looked better than a sequel. NEVER, unless it was on a stupid hand held. What the living FUCK Ruffian. Seriously what are you thinking. What the hell have you been doing the past 3 years, dicking around and frolicking? It honestly feels like they just sat around and milked the first Crackdown to death. Have you ever wanted to puke at a video game? Crackdown 2 will make you do that instantly.

Story
Again what the FUCK. You get a quick briefing at the beginning of the game that talks about saving the world from some dumb-ass zombies. ITS NEVER MENTIONED AGAIN THE REST OF THE MOTHER FUCKING GAME. Great job team! The robotic character that you control, who just so happens to look like Robocop on crack , is boring and you feel absolutely no connection to him. The only thing I truly liked about the story was the kick-ass announcer who would tell you that your kicking ass. Other than that its just SHIT.

Gameplay
Is it possible that I could possible be surprised by this? Nope, no fucking way. This is the exact same mother fucker from 3 years ago. They didn’t just shit out the graphics, but the shat out the same game. Sure, its still can be fun as hell but there is really nothing new except for guns and vehicles. There are actually some really cool vehicles, but then again there are some shit ones. Also there are some kick-ass mother fucking weapons but it still is the same game. The most fun I had playing this game was being the Orb Bitch. There are some challenging orbs to get and with each one you can upgrade your Robocop. It is quite addicting. But you are still being an Orb Bitch. How can collecting glowing shit be more fun than playing the actual game?
Dumb.

Multiplayer
Pretty much the same fucking thing. You can have 4 people fuck around at once, but other than that its as dumb as a retarded monkey. Its just shit. Really nothing different than the first one other than having 2 more Robocops.

The Verdict
If you want to play the exact same fucking game from 3 years ago, than this is you man. The only people I can recommend this game to are people who have never played Crackdown before. Save yourself 40$ and get the used or new copy of the original Crackdown

Rating
I give it

6.5 – Fucks out of 10